If I Ruled the World

You got home from school. You changed from your uniform to casual clothes and went out with your friends. When you returned in the evening, you found out you were writing next day an essay on the topic “If I ruled the world.” You got yourself a sheet of paper and tried to write about what you would do. After it, another dream came, which surprised you.

~IN YOUR DREAM~

The boys gathered together to write lyrics, surprisingly, on the theme “If I ruled the world”

If I ruled the world I’d do it all
(Westside, westside, westside)
If I ruled the world I’d do it all
(Westside, westside, westside)

If I ruled the world I’d have it all
All guys probably feel the same
When it comes to pretty girls, there’s no racism
European, Asian, Caucasian girls
(I have ’em)
Call Rick Owens, Ann Demeulemeester
Alexander Wang and Shane Oliver
I’ll make them make
the Kim Nam Joon Collection forever
The color of the clothes would be black,
now I’m finally pleased
Music, turn it up,
I’d pick my nose out of boredom
So I’ll make a song and
make everyone on earth sing it
The title of the song would be “Ae gu ga”
I’ll be buried under pretty girls as I watch TV
All girls of the world would want me, ready to die
Boys, bring me alcohol,
or you can just disappear
Anyway, this is my kingdom

I laughed at the boy with blond hair. I remembered his name. Namjoon. So basically, he would create a harem of girls and enjoy their presence. Typical guy.

If I ruled the world
I’d do it all (I’d do it all)
I said 1 for the money, 2 for the money
If I ruled the world
I’d do it all (I’d do it all)
I said 1 for the money, 2 for the money

Everybody say he-o-e-oh-oh!
Everybody say he-o-e-oh-oh!
Everybody say hey, ho! Hey-hey-ho!
I know it’s ridiculous
but I’m singing this childish song

It was a little childish, and I had to admit it. The majority of people would do everything. Anything for the money, obviously.

If I ruled the world, sometimes, I dream
If I ruled the world, first I’ll hire a real estate agent
And buy a house to live in with my family
Yes, next I’ll awaken my savings
And buy a four-wheel drive, put in some gas
Even if it’s too much,
I’ll get it with zero-interest discount
Stocks and gambling
I don’t wanna do things like that
I rule the world so why would I dream small?
Don’t ask me that because
I still want to do music with my BTS family
I will become the Kim Jung Eun of the hip-hop world
And put a ban on everything but our music
I know it’s an unreasonable dream
But it’s my dream, don’t make fun of me

I liked this one. He would spend money on his family and himself. And maybe just for fun, he will ban other music except theirs. It was interesting.

Oh girl, where? Oh god, here!
All the girls of the world are
in hope world, lined up
Even if I lightly spend all the money I want
Money is put into the goalpost called my wallet
I’ll fearlessly walk around the stage
Even if I don’t run, my mileage would still build up
I will soon gift myself with these dreams
I’ll shout with the name of BTS,
if I ruled the world

This one was also very nice and realistic. He wanted to be with their group, too. They gave me good ideas for my essay for tomorrow.

~END OF THE DREAM~